As Blaise Pascal wrote, I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had time to make it shorter. (More on him later!)
Sometimes I will post in haste.
I will make mistakes.
I will say things that are not exactly true.
I will sound like your least favorite teacher.
I will sound like your mother.
Please know that it is not my intention.
I may need to repeat this on a regular basis.